You got number ah?

From the man who brought you the legendary "Samurai Defuse" and the epic "You play or I play!?"We present to you....



ONE MAN....

ONE GIRL....

FOUR WORDS.....

and

NO CHANCE....


Jimmy "FukaDa" Ng stars in.....

YOU GOT NUMBER AH?

The place : Station 1 Cafe Puchong

Five guys walk in and the following conversation takes place...

FukaDa : Wah that waitress girl quite hot hoHOHO *horny face*

Bal : call her here and ask her for number la i dare you

FukaDa : OK!OK! What you gonna give me if i get?? I got get before u know!

Bal : I will belanja u the whole bucket of beer

Kingz(from sarawak) : cuenasne saibgb stb lsnjdnaknd!<---sarawak language

FukaDa : OK OK U WAIT U WAIT!! HAHA! HAHA! FukaDa calls the waitress to the table (first attempt)

FukaDa : Eh miss can i have......

Everyone stares at him in anticipation

FukaDa : Some fries please! <--- pussy!! Bal : hahahaha wtf is that! potong stim sial!just so u know i'm not paying for those fries! FukaDa : ok ok this time i really ask!! u see u see! FukaDa calls the waitress to the table (attempt number two)

FukaDa : eh miss....

Girl : yes?

FukaDa stares down at the table .....tension fills the air....he looks left.....he looks right.....he looks at me....and I nod at him......do it!

He takes a deep breath and what was said next are the most epic words ever said by a man to pick up a woman

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EH MISS!! YOU GOT NUMBER AH!?

Followed by 5 seconds of awkward silence and incessant laughter.
You got number ah!? T-shirts coming soon.