Last week, a pail claimed its latest victim,a 16 year-old girl was cut and scarred(possibly for life) after an accident involving a pail. Don't let its simple design fool you, these things were made to kill! When man first saw pail he thought hey cool its big and round and with a handle too! This will be perfect to fetch water and bring it back to my tribe!Little did he know...little did he fucking know...
My first encounter with a pail was years ago...by the end of it there was blood everywhere and I had to be rushed to the emergency room hanging on to life by a thread. It was a day like any other, I was about 4 or 6 innocent and oblivious to the horrors that were to follow.I was chasing around my mcdonalds balloon outside my house, on my own, because I didn't like to share. When suddenly, the flight path of my balloon shifted...towards a pail...
I ran and chased oblivious to the dangers ahead, when suddenly the pail, through its evil magic, conjured a puddle of water in my path which caused me to fall.My head hit the edge of the pail which caused it to split open.Blood splattered everywhere....it was like a scene from final destination.You know how they say your life flashes before your eyes before you die?I swear that happened man!Of course I was only 4 or 6 at the time and it must have been one of the shortest life flashbacks....ever.
Soon I was rushed into the emergency room,where I can only assume I was allowed to jumped queue ahead of everyone else after the doctor had heard the words "pail attack".
Thankfully I survived the ordeal...I live to tell my story and possibly.... sue mcdonalds over the flight path of its balloons.Fast forward almost 20 years later and we're waiting to see what damage a pail has done to a cute little 16 year old girl's face. Will she grow up doomed to play gangster roles in movies thanks to the scars on her face? or the "Before" in the "Before and After" pictures on skincare products?One thing's for sure...her life will never be the same again.
Based on a true story.
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